Ferrari's F1 Team has fired its entire Pit Crew. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of Pakistan's unemployment, and hire unemployed Pakistani youth from Karachi. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how they were able to remove a set of wheels from a car parked in the street in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew takes more than 8 seconds with the right equipment.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, and, as most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari's expectations were exceeded, as during the crew's first practice session; not only were 'da boyz' from Pakistan able to change the tyres in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed the car, filled off the chassis number and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren's Team!!